We decided to register at Target because archery is a big part of our lives and targets are a big part of archery. So we went down to the local Target and were given this fancy electronic gun. We tried to talk the sales associate into giving us an electronic crossbow but they were fresh out.

Apparently, it was now our job to hunt down the items that interested us and stun them with the gun. Who knew wedding registries could be so much fun? The whole quest started out kinda serious but then fell under Cetach's spell of silliness. If you look closely, you'll see some odd things on the registry.

You can visit the Target store or access our registry online at Target.com/clubwedd.

Also, if you've ever been to our Estate in Ellwood City, you'll immediately notice that it's an older house with older house needs... which, of course, takes us to Home Depot frequently for medicine, chicken noodle soup and hardware supplies. Thus, giftcards bearing the Home Depot name will be smiled upon with gratitude.

Also, also, gifts of lands contiguous to our Estate will not be turned down.